What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.