There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.