Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.