Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.