What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.