Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.