What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.