What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.