Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.