Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!