What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.