Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
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What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.