Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
You have goat to be kidding me.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Goat milk?
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Something’s goat to give.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
I goat this.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Whatever floats your goat.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.