If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Goat milk?
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Whatever floats your goat.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
You have goat to be kidding me.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Something’s goat to give.