What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Something’s goat to give.
I goat this.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Whatever floats your goat.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Goat milk?
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?