What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!