What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles