How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!