What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer