What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?