What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.