What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What do crows read? Cawmics.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.