Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.