What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.