What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.