Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.