Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.