What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.