What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.