Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Permission to board?
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I perform best when I’m wet.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
You really flipturn me on.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Nice life preservers.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
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