If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Permission to board?
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
You really flipturn me on.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Nice life preservers.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.