"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it."
- John Steinbeck
"There are good ships
and wood ships
and ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships
are friendships
and may they always be."
“The mud will wash off but the memories will last a lifetime.”
"I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal."
- Jarod Kintz
"I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags."
- Guy Clark
"Like gum to a shoe, you’re stuck with me and I’m stuck with you."
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
- Mark Twain
"Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you."
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
"There is no WiFi in the forest but you will find a better connection."
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
– Robert Orben
On Big Ben. “It’s just a big clock? I don’t understand all the hype with this clock. It is literally just a clock. It’s going to be a digital one in thirty years anyway. ”
— Montgomery Smith
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
"Being on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad."
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
– Franklin P. Jones
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
"I bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. It's no Titanic, but I'm optimistic."
"When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee."
– Helen Hayes
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
“Until you’ve learned to drive, you’ve never really learned how to swear.”
— Robert Paul
"There are two kinds of travel – first class and with children."
– Robert Benchley
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
"A bad day at sea is still better than a good day at work."
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
"I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…anywhere."
"Only on a cruise shiip will you pay hundreds of dollar a day to sleep in a closet."
"I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon."
“I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
"Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board."
- Zora Neale Hurston
"You call it chaos. We call it a family vacation."
“Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.”
- Gil Stern
"I wish I was a postcard. For under a dollar, I could travel to any location in the world."
“How is it that the first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to everyone?”
— George Roberts
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
"Summer vacations are a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid."
"A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by a mother who sees that the others get it."
— Marcelene Cox
"Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo."
- Al Gore
"Backpacking is money spent on education."
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
“If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you can use the aircraft the next day, it’s an outstanding landing.”
- Chuck Yeager
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
“You’re not truly a parent until you’ve yelled at your kid for drinking fluid on a road trip because now they have to pee again.”
— Abe Yospe
“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
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