Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
I dreamt about you. You died.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You're the thought that counts!
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
How hot does your gas oven get?
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
I'd drink your bathwater.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?