Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
I dreamt about you. You died.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.