You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You smell... We should go take a shower together.