You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You're the thought that counts!
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
I dreamt about you. You died.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
How much will $20 get me?
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.