I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
You're the thought that counts!
How much will $20 get me?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
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