Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I'd drink your bathwater.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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