Are you a human? Just making sure.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I'd drink your bathwater.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
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