You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
You're the thought that counts!
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