You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
I'd drink your bathwater.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.