Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
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