If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You're the thought that counts!
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
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