Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I'd drink your bathwater.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
How much will $20 get me?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
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