The Timing Issue
The Timing Issue A few decades ago, three prisoners were sitting in a Soviet gulag. One of them asks the two others: "So, what did you do to be put in here?" The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat." The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of trying to be show up my comrades. Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?" "Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, so they accused me of having a watch from the West."
What do you call a communist vegetable
a soviet onion.
If pronouncing b’s as v’s makes me sound Russian...
Then Soviet
Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.