Again Jokes

That shirt looks very becoming on you
Then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too.
My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.
You are? The thing must be an hour fast again.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
In Desperate Need of Whiskey
In Desperate Need of Whiskey A man walks into a bar and briskly orders 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots. The bartender lines 12 up shot glasses and fills them up. The man quickly downs all 12 of them back to back and taps the bar, “again.” The bartender looks a little surprised, but lines of 12 more shots. The man quickly downs all 12 shots and hits the bar, “again.” The bartender, visibly concerned, fills up 12 more shots and lines them on the bar. The man quickly downs all 12 shots and hits the bar, “again.” The bartender says “hold up man! You gotta slow down!” The man says “trust me, if you had what I had, you’d be drinking this fast too.” “My God,” says the bartender, quietly leaning over the bar he asks, “what do you HAVE?” “A dollar.”
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Yet again, someone has added more soil to my allotment. The plot thickens…
"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
"Go, and never darken my towels again."
"Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again."
- Henry Beard
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
"I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror." - Cherie Lunghi
A man has found water while digging in his backyard. For many years, he used the water at home saving tons of money until one day, the water stopped flowing. So he dug a little bit further and found water again and used it for years until it also dried up. This time, he went further, brought a digging machine, and dug a deeper hole until he found water.
Neighbors, annoyed by the noise, called the local sheriff who arrives to check what was happening in the backyard. The sheriff discovering the scene in the backyard says:
"Well, well, well ... What have we got here?"
Hard to Hear
Hard to Hear An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said: "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. And do you know what?" "What?" asked the doctor. "I've changed my will three times!"
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
"I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge."
— Unknown
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
— George Miller
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