"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
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