“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
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