“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe