“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
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