“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
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