"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
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