“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
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