"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
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