“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
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