"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous