“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
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