“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
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