“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
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