“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
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