"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
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