“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
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