“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
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