"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
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