“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
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