Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
I perform best when I’m wet.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Want to become my new personal best?
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
You're quite the catch, baby.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Want to go for a ride?
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Your pace or mine?