I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Do you like free samples?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.