A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Do you like free samples?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.