It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you like free samples?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
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