If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Funny meat-ing you here.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Can I be your next varietal?