Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.