What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”