I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You are the square to my root.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I less than three you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You're hotter than a data center!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
You are one well-defined function!
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I think my heart just lagged.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.