Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Baby, you rock my world!
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
You have one compact set.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
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